Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
COME ON GUYS, THE WHOLE TUMBLR NATION NEEDS TO KNOW.
I really hope this happens to me

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me
“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”
I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT

Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together?
OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER
guys.
whoa. talk about mindfucked.
Greatest source of information I’ve come across on Tumblr. EVER. That’s fuckin’ ill..
RIGHT IN THE FEELS.
OMG! love it <3
I know I already posted this but this one has the video already embedded in it, which works out well for my OCD.
i love footage like this! please film / post more in the future.
Yeah!


Random fact of the day
“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.
The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.











